21 things I've learnt during the first 21 years of my life in no particular order.
1. Everything and everyone deserves to be understood. Receiving it is another story
2. People, who make bad/lame/just-unfunny jokes, are their best when making fun of their own lack of humor
3. Sour candy can make anything better
4. You can't fix broken people, but you can hear them out
5. Robbie Williams was right- secretly deep inside "all we've ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it"
6. And Barbra Streisand also, when she sang "people, who need people, are the luckiest people in the world". Fighting against your demons with someone else is much more efficient. Besides, human connection is onne of the most beautiful things you can experience
7. Bullshit happens. It just does
8. When you have too much things to finish, YouTube will almost always suggest watching an Ellen DeGeneres video
9. You can never watch just one Ellen video
10. 90% of a change is taking the first step. The Universe will take care of the rest
11. Nothing can compare to the love you can have for yourself
12. Truth is subjective
13. A deodorant that will not leave white spots on dark clothes does not exist. Just stop searching for it
14. The weirdest and most eccentric people only seem weird/eccentric until they've found their element. After that we refer to them as geniuses
15. Openly dirty-minded people are most fun to be around
16. Suffering is overrated
17. Love is a game of egos
18. Save a document after every 5-10 minute. Save yourself from a future heart attack.
19. The best things in life come in threes. E.g bacon, eggs and toast or meringue, strawberries and whipped cream or shampoo, conditioner and oil
20. Life nowadays would be so much more complicated without Google. We should all be thankful
21. You don't have to have it all figured out by 21
2. People, who make bad/lame/just-unfunny jokes, are their best when making fun of their own lack of humor
3. Sour candy can make anything better
4. You can't fix broken people, but you can hear them out
5. Robbie Williams was right- secretly deep inside "all we've ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it"
6. And Barbra Streisand also, when she sang "people, who need people, are the luckiest people in the world". Fighting against your demons with someone else is much more efficient. Besides, human connection is onne of the most beautiful things you can experience
7. Bullshit happens. It just does
8. When you have too much things to finish, YouTube will almost always suggest watching an Ellen DeGeneres video
9. You can never watch just one Ellen video
10. 90% of a change is taking the first step. The Universe will take care of the rest
11. Nothing can compare to the love you can have for yourself
12. Truth is subjective
13. A deodorant that will not leave white spots on dark clothes does not exist. Just stop searching for it
14. The weirdest and most eccentric people only seem weird/eccentric until they've found their element. After that we refer to them as geniuses
15. Openly dirty-minded people are most fun to be around
16. Suffering is overrated
17. Love is a game of egos
18. Save a document after every 5-10 minute. Save yourself from a future heart attack.
19. The best things in life come in threes. E.g bacon, eggs and toast or meringue, strawberries and whipped cream or shampoo, conditioner and oil
20. Life nowadays would be so much more complicated without Google. We should all be thankful
21. You don't have to have it all figured out by 21
And apparently you still have some time
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13 - one of the biggest lies ever told by mankind to mankind. Who comes up with these lies?
ReplyDeleteI bet there is a whole room of people just sitting around the table and talking shit like: "Hey, what about we say that this deodorant doesn't leave stains on white, on black and... on colourful clothes as well??!!" "Lol, man, that would be freaking hilarious! Let's do it." Aaaaand they get big bucks from it.
Amazing points, though. Saved up for the future ;)
I have a weird feeling, that after this post you deserve to be called "funny" or "someone with a good sense of humour"... (Yes, i just said it, and it`s not April Fool`s Day)
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